Throw Safety: Beads, Trinkets, and Crowd Awareness
- Laura Kuhn
- Aug 10
- 2 min read
Updated: Aug 12

Because the only thing we want hitting the ground is confetti.
Parades are all about the throws—those shiny beads, quirky trinkets, and must-have signature items that make the crowd go wild. But behind the glitter and the glory, there’s a simple truth: good throws are safe throws. Whether you’re riding a float or catching from the curb, here’s how to keep the fun flying without sending anyone to the ER.

For Float Riders: The Art of the Perfect Toss
Aim for open hands, not open faces.
That eager parade-goer is smiling now, but a bead to the forehead will turn that grin into a glare real quick.
Toss, don’t hurl.
This is a party, not a baseball game—no fastballs.
Spread the wealth.
Don’t just throw to the front row.
Look for kids, newcomers, and folks on the edge of the crowd.
Watch your surroundings.
Spot those ladders, strollers, and street signs before you send a throw flying.

For Spectators: Catch Like a Pro
Keep your eyes up.
Throws can come from anywhere—front, side, or that float rider who spots you at the last second.
Share the love.
If you’ve caught enough beads to decorate a small tree, pass a few along. Parade karma will repay you.
Stay off the street.
That last-minute bead grab isn’t worth getting tangled with a tuba player—or worse, a rolling float.

Signature Throw Safety
Some parade throws are bigger, heavier, or more delicate—like custom cups, coconuts, or hand-painted shoes. These should be handed off gently whenever possible. Bonus: the hand-to-hand delivery makes for a great parade memory (and photo op).
Why It Matters
Throw safety isn’t just about avoiding injuries—it’s about keeping the vibe joyful. A parade where everyone leaves smiling (and fully conscious) is a parade worth remembering.
So in April, when Krewe of Les Bon Temps Rouler hits the streets, let’s toss smart, catch kindly, and keep the good times rolling—without knocking anyone out.

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