Parade Etiquette: Dos and Don’ts for Spectators

Because catching beads shouldn’t cost you your dignity—or your neighbor’s face.

New Orleans parades are a sport, a spectacle, and a social event rolled into one, but there’s an unspoken code of conduct that keeps the fun flowing. Whether you’re a first-timer or a seasoned bead warrior, here’s your guide to parade-day manners—Les Bon Temps style.

DO: Yell for Throws

The louder (and friendlier) you are, the better your chances. A big smile, eye contact, and a hearty “Throw me something, mister!” (or “ma’am!”) will work wonders. Bonus points for costumes—float riders love to toss to folks who look like they belong in the parade.

DON’T: Just stand there silently with your hand out. This isn’t the DMV—get into the spirit!

DO: Catch, Don’t Snatch

If something’s headed your way, grab it. If it’s headed toward someone else, let them have it. No rugby tackles, no elbow jabs. This isn’t a Black Friday sale at Walmart.

DON’T: Rip beads out of a kid’s hands. That’s an instant bad-karma bead curse.

DO: Respect the Neutral Ground

In New Orleans, the median is called the neutral ground—and it’s prime parade real estate. Get there early if you want a front-row spot, but remember, your folding chair does not come with a deed.

DON’T: Block someone’s view with a ladder unless you’re putting kids on top (and even then, keep it back from the curb). The rest of us like our heads bruise-free.

DO: Be Cool About Throws You Don’t Want

Not every trinket is going to be a treasure. If you catch something you don’t want, hand it to a kid nearby or toss it to the person behind you. Parade karma is real.

DON’T: Chuck it back at the float. That’s not just rude—it’s dangerous.

DO: Keep the Street Clear

When the parade’s rolling, that street belongs to the krewe. Keep your toes, dogs, and cooler out of harm’s way.

DON’T: Dash into the street to grab a bead during the middle of a float pass. Unless you’re auditioning for Frogger: New Orleans Edition, it’s not worth it.

DO: Pace Yourself

Drinks and parades go together like beads and balconies, but remember—it’s a marathon, not a sprint. Stay hydrated, eat something, and maybe alternate that daiquiri with a bottle of water.

DON’T: Be that guy passed out in a lawn chair before the second float rolls by.

DO: Clean Up Your Act

Yes, the city has cleanup crews, but that doesn’t mean you should leave your entire Mardi Gras survival kit behind. Take your trash, keep the Quarter beautiful, and leave the streets ready for the next round of fun.

DON’T: Abandon busted beads and beer cans on the curb like sad little parade orphans.

Bottom line: Parade day is about joy, community, and celebration. Follow the dos, skip the don’ts, and you’ll make friends, score beads, and maybe even get that coveted signature throw.